Thursday, May 30, 2019

Kicking It Olds'Cool

Have you been to a 'gas station' lately?  If you drive a car or light duty truck, the answer is probably "yes."  And even if you're an electric car enthusiast, most of those types of vehicles require a "range extender," an internal combustion engine that runs a generator (and maybe even a mechanical drive to the wheels) to give the vehicle an acceptable range of travel.

So ask yourself, "what was at that gas station'' where I just refueled my vehicle?  Most stations are now "convenience stores," where you can pick up a drink (soda, coffee, or flavored slush drink), snacks (generally cookies or chips, maybe a pastry, a slice of pizza, a hot dog/sausage or a tightly rolled enchilada, or if you're real lucky fast food from a chain restaurant), maybe a map of the local area and state, a newspaper or magazines, or the local "auto trader," maybe a quart of motor oil, transmission fluid or a gallon of coolant and on occasion from a store that doesn't care about being politically correct, tobacco products.  But what about the fuel itself?

Most of us are almost oblivious to the process.  Around 15-20 years ago (my first experience was about 15 years ago, at an Exxon Station off of I-81 in Virginia, Northeast of Roanoke, but not in to Lexington) was that of using the automated Card for Fuel system, long after the attendant had gone home for the night.  On vacation to see my now late aunt, Celeste, in a rental car, with my wife and young kids, we pulled into a darkened station.  The gas pump was typical of what you see now:  A card reader to pull the bank account information off of your Credit or Debit Card , a set of buttons, for you to selective type of fuel you want to purchase, and a digital display of the cost of the fuel per gallon, the gallons you'd pumped into the vehicle and the cost of the fuel and lastly a thermal receipt printer.  It was my first experience of this kind of pump.  The technology is amazing and it worked well.  It opened my eyes to how existing technologies could be linked to allow "self-service" operations that would reduce the cost of everyday necessities of life.

So, why am I asking you to tell me what was at the gas station, where and when you last purchased fuel?  Because it wasn't always this way.  Once upon a time, there were gas stations attendants that would take your cash and give you a receipt for your gas.  Once upon a time not so very long ago, there was a time when gas pumps were ANALOG, where an attendant had to set the pricing numbers mechanically on the pump and the Volume of liquid fuel and the Purchase price was also an ANALOG display.

Living near one of the 20th largest metropolitan cities in the US, these pumps have long disappeared from the vast majority of filling stations.  Analog Liquid Fuel Pumps have disappeared from the market in which I live years ago.  However, when getting gasoline for "the GEZROKET" last week, another piece of technology, the Gas Buddy APP on my iPhone directed me to a station that was supposed to have the cheapest price per gallon in the area.  Following the driving directions, I pulled in to an old station convenience store in front of an older trailer (mobile home) park about 7 miles from my normal haunts to find this:


Those of you who follow my blog might recognize my 1996 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight Regency Elite II sedan, the "GEZROKET."  It's an older car.  It was the last year the "C-bodied" Ninety-Eight model and the Regency Elite II sub-model.  It was a luxury sedan for well-heeled older people, a demographic group that was dying off rapidly.  While Oldsmobile trotted out the "This IS NOT YOUR FATHER'S Oldsmobile" tag line, and the Aurora Sport Sedan, the 4.0 Liter DOHC Pent-Roof Aurora V-8 and the "H-Bodied" (Eighty-Eight) LSS Sport Sedan, they tried to hedge their bets with the Ninety-Eight Regency Elite II Sedan.  It didn't work as Oldsmobile kept losing market share to Buick.  And within a few short years, Oldsmobile was no more, the first modern day casualty of a mature market (Studebaker, DeSoto, Edsel and Packard, all died more than 50 years earlier)with Plymouth, Mercury, Pontiac and Saturn following suit.  

But, enough of automotive history.  Let's look at the whole scene:  My last year ever 1996 Olds Ninety-Eight Regency Elite II is being fueled with a Gilbarco Veeder-Root Analog type Liquid (Gasoline, in this case) Pump. This type of pump dispenses only one type of gasoline (octane grade) rather than 3 or 4 (typically E-0 Gasoline, 87 Octane E-10, 89 octane E-10 or 93 octane E-10).  It's a rareity near the Interstate and the Big City Markets.  It's a technological dinosaur.

But this is not the first time it's happened that a radical change has occurred with dispensing gasoline.  Look closely at the O. Winston Link photograph, Sometimes the Electricity Fails, taken in the mid to late 1950s at Vesuvius, West Virginia.  You'll notice two pumps.  The pump to the left, behind the old man from the General Store, with the AMOCO globe on the top of the pump, is the predecessor to the Gilbarco Veeder Root Pump.  It too, is an ANALOG TYPE liquid fuel pump, but these pumps could only go to $.99.9/gallon (and NO ONE COULD IMAGINE THAT GASOLINE WOULD EVER EXCEED $1.00 in price in the 1940s and 50s!).  The pump to the right, being operated by the owner of the General Store is operating a much older pump, with a lever action pump that fills the globe with Gasoline before dispensing it into the car.  Note the markings on the globe, to measure the amount of fuel dispensed.  It was hardly accurate and the calculations were a (best guess) combination of the volume of fuel multiplied by the cost per gallon of fuel.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
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Examples of old school technology such as the Gilbarco Veeder-Root Analog Liquid Fuel Pump are still around us.  Take careful notice of them as you go about your business in the world, as like old cars, they will one day be relegated to the scrap yard or a museum in the near future.

Project GEZROKET: Future Repairs, Preventative Maintenance and Modifications

I'm blessed with the GEZROKET, the 1996 Oldsmobile 98 Regency Elite II sedan that I bought from the estate of Mrs. E. Blaney.  I'm not rich monetarily, so this car isn't just a leisure hobby that I can take out and "play with" when the urge occurs.  Nope, this car is a Daily Driver.  Besides, what is the point of having a "museum piece" and never driving it?  If a car is new, the seals in the Engine, Transmission, Wheel Bearings, Air Conditioning, Master (brake) Cylinder, Wheel Cylinders, Rack & Pinion Steering Unit, Power Steering Pump and Power Brake Booster (not to mention the GM DexCool debacle, where the intake manifold gaskets fail, allowing coolant to cross pollute the lubricating oil), the seals will eventually leak.  The oils, fluids and grease keep the seals lubricated and swolen.  On a car with mileage, the seals are worn (some to near the point of leaking), so letting it sit is a recipe to create multiple fluid leaks under a car.  Things on a car eventually wear out or to the point of needing to be replaced.  That's no big deal.  Such is the life of a Daily Driver.

So here are the Repairs, Preventative Maintenance and Modifications that I'll be doing to the car:
  • Replace the coolant level and coolant temperature switches.  Repair and Preventative Maintenance.  While the Coolant Temperature Switch is still functioning, after replacing the coolant outlet tubes on the intake manifold (that run the "bypass coolant" into the heater core) and refilling the radiator with DexCool coolant, I started getting a "Low Coolant" message on the Message Center of the car.  Checking the Coolant Expansion Tank and the Radiator tanks, the coolant was at the factory preset level. plugged my U-Scan Bluetooth Receiver into the ALDL (Assembly Line Data Link - a port where the computer data for the Powertrain Control Module, Anti-Lock Brakes and Air Bag Safety System can be accessed from the CAN Bus, the Controller Area Network, the computer network in your car), turned the Bluetooth on and selected the Bluetooth U-Scan Receiver and opened the Application (Program) on my smart phone.  Selecting my car and the "Live Data" option, I could look at the data the PCwas receiving from the Coolant Temperature Sensor.  On a 95 degree (Fahrenheit) afternoon, cruising at a steady state 35 mph, the coolant showed a rock steady 189-190 degree (Fahrenheit) reading, proving that the flow of coolant to the sensor is steady and constant.  So I can only assume that the Coolant Level Sensor has failed.  I'll replace the Coolant Temperature Sensor at the same time, as I'll have to replace some coolant and the "bonnie scot" within me reminds me to be frugal and a Good Steward of my money, by adding new coolant only once.
  • Repair the torn Leather on the Driver's Seat and Door Panel.  Cosmetic Repair.  There's a company the school system uses to repair seats on their buses, Creative Colors International.  It's a mobile operation,.  The local operation is run out of a Chrysler Mini-van.  The work doesn't look bad.  The  color is very close.  They do both Leather and Vinyl Repair.  The technician gave me a quote of $150 to repair, redye and restore/recondition the seats and the driver's door panel.  He's also recommended "Perone Aerospace Leather Conditioner," which is approved by Boeing for their leather pilot's seating.  I'm going to "pull the trigger" on this sometime in November.  
  • Replace the damaged driver's side heated, electro-chromatic mirror with a standard heated mirror.  Repair.  R. Blaney, the son of the late owner of the GEZROKET, had already picked up another power, heated mirror, without the Electro-Chromatic Dimming Feature, to install on the car, before his Mom died.  He generously gave me the mirror, when I purchased the car from his mother's estate.  All I have to do is to open the door panel, unhook the electronics to the power mirror, remove the old mirror, replace the mirror and plug in the power harness for the mirror motors and heat, test the mirror for operation and reinstall the door panel.
  • Have the Ignition Keylock serviced.  Preventative Maintenance, assuming I get to it before it fails.  The car is now 20 model years old and my keys are numerous, causing excessive torque on the lower teeth of the lock mechanism of the Saginaw steering column.  The mass of the keys tends to be too great, where the keylock will fail over time.  This will need to be done by a locksmith.
  • Upgrade the factory headlights with a Daniel Stern Light kit that includes a new wiring harness, and relays to get maximum electrical power to upgraded lights in new factory lenses (which will increase the light by about 80%).  Upgrade Modification.  Daniel Stern offers custom made wiring harnesses or will sell you the materials and instructions to let you build it your self.  I'm O.K. on working with electricity, just not 100% confident in my ability.  However, a friend, who is a Mechanical Engineer and very confident in his Electrical Abilities has convinced me to give it a go (I hope that He'll double check my work, before I decide to plug the harness into the current lighting harness).  So purchasing the kit and building the Lighting Harness is going to happen in the near future.  
  • Replace the seal on the sun roof (as the rubber is original, cracked and tearing) and repair the headliner (to repair water damage, due to the failing sunroof seal and previously stopped up sunroof drain).  Repair and Restoration.  I have to find someone who can replace the Sunroof seal, adjust the Sunroof and repair the headliner (the guys who I wanted at a well known local Upholstery shop claim they're too old and just F___around the shop - to which I claimed that I too, was becoming and old F___er and I wanted older guys who knew what they were doing to repair/restore the car - without success)
  • Replace/Repair the Exhaust.  Preventative Maintenance.  The Exhaust system seems to be hanging down just slightly under the car, to a point where it's noticeable when looking at the car from the rear.  However, when I've the car up on ramps to change the oil, everything looks O.K..  So, it's time to have the exhaust system reworked.  I want something that will reduce the exhaust back pressure.  An upgraded (larger diameter) but quiet exhaust system will relieve the back pressure will allow the engine to make better torque and get better fuel economy.  However, I need to find a balance here that will give the car a "slight exhaust note," without making the car obnoxiously loud and miserable to take a long trip in it. The factory "sport tone exhaust might be the best option.
  • Install light window tint on the side windows (and maybe the rear window) to help to protect the Leather Interior and better allow me to see the digital instrumentation during times of high glare.  

Upgrade Modifications  

  • FE-3 Suspension.  (mainly springs, but also apparently a different front anti-sway-bar) and then decide whether it's worth the time and money to purchase and install an aftermarket Rear Anti-Sway Bar. ADDCO makes an aftermarket 7/8" rear anti-sway bar.  
  • Sound System.  My current radio is a Stock GM head unit with AM-FM-Stereo-CD and Cassette Tape.  It is the forerunner to what would later be called Concert Stereo Sound.  It's a great system and the sound doesn't distort when played at high volume.  I may upgrade it in the future with a new Double DIN car audio head unit with AM-FM, Stereo, HD Radio, CD, USB INPUT, as I would like to try HD Radio.  However, with steering wheel audio controls, this might become a project that I don't want to do.  
  • Finally, I'd like some more power for this large car.  The logical choice is a Supercharged GM 3800 Series II V-6 and 4T-65-E HD Transaxle, as other large GM "C-Bodies" (Buick Park Avenue Ultra) cars used this drive train combination.  It should be a simple swap, grab the engine, tran-saxle, wiring harness, radiator, and PCM from a donor (wrecked) car and install it.  However, when electronics are swapped in any car, things are never simple.  Sometimes (as is the case with the GEZROKET), the better transxle, GM RPO Code MN7, a 4T-65E-HD that will reliably handle the 280 lb.-ft. of torque that the Blower Buick 3800, is different from the transaxle in the GEZROKET, a 4T-60E, which uses engine vacuum to modulate the "Lock-Up" of the Torque Converter Clutch.  This is all controlled by the Powertrain Control Module with the 4T-56E and 4T-65E-HD transaxle variants.  I would rather have the LS-4 V-8 engine that was available in the "W-Body" cars (Chevrolet Impala SS, Monte Carlo SS, and Buick Lucerne Special Super).  The LS-4 V-8 engine was never available for the big C-Body.  The only V-8s that were available in this chassis was the Cadillac 4.5 Digital Fuel Injection Pushrod V-8 or its successor, Dual Overhead Cam (Oldsmobile Aurora derived) North Star, available in the, Pontiac Gran Prix GXP.  Complex and troublesome in the earlier Cadillac Sedan deVille's, the Northstar wasn't noted to be that reliable.  So I'might be blazing new trails with this Powertrain swap.  I'm keeping my options open and that LS-4 V-8 dream alive (it is lighter than the normally aspirated Series II 3800 V-6 and should get equivalent highway cruise economy when the Active Fuel Management cuts 4 cylinders off! and being lighter, it should promote better handling for this large car.)

Sunday, May 19, 2019

Welcome to Project GEZROKET!

Welcome to Project GEZROKET!

As I'm making plans and working on upgrading the GEZROKET, I've decided to move the posts documenting what I'm doing/have done to the car to its own Blog.  I've moved the existing posts to GEZROKET.blogspot.com and hope to get on with regular posts about turning the car into a modern Grand Touring Car.

It shouldn't be too hard, as Oldsmobile made it's own "Touring Sedan" models from the late 1980s into 1993 on both its Eighty-Eight and Ninety-Eight cars and chassis. These had the excellent FE3 Suspension, with higher rate coil springs on all 4 corners and larger diameter front and rear anti-sway bars.

Here's a 1991 Motorweek episode featuring the sister car, a 1991 Oldsmobile Touring Sedan.

Mine, being a Regency Elite II, luxury sedan is a little different.  First, it's White, with the Regency Elite Chrome Grille.  Second, it has an Adriatic Blue Leather Bench Seat Interior with a Digital Dash Cluster.   Finally, it came with 15" Alloy Wheels and the Comfort Ride FE1 suspension.

In its "As Purchased Condition,"  the GEZROKET, a 1996 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight with 15" Factory Alloy Wheels.  The rear spoiler looks to be from an Olds Toronado Troféo Sport Coupe.  Mrs Blaney had her son, R. Blaney, install it on the car.

So stop by frequently, as I continue the journey to make this big luxury car a pleasure to drive.

Monday, May 13, 2019

Project GEZROKET's Beginnings

My daughter turned 18 in May, 2016 and  graduated high school a couple of weeks later.  She would soon start her Engineering Degree at the local Community College.  She needed a car and the Toyota Camry I was driving was the right size for her.  So I gave it to her.

That left me needing a car.  While my brain has been saying Miata (which, according to some, is the automotive answer for every question) my wallet said to get something that was priced "frugally."

I'm not a GM fan (I'm a MOPAR man).  GM gave up on cars at the end of the 1960s, when car insurance started to sky-rocket, exhaust emissions and fuel economy became important and the Muscle Car era was ending.  However, I've learned to appreciate many things about them.  
  1.  First on that list was that because so many GM cars were built, most mechanics understand how to work on them.  This becomes important in maintaining the car or repairing it is a small town, say like in "Resume Speed, Iowa."  
  2. Also, while many of the cars GM built in the 1970s - today, were poorly built or had engineering that wasn't "proven" (think about the Aluminum blocked Chevrolet Vega and badge engineered Pontiac Astre twin), some GM ideas are pure genius (e.g. the GM Displacement on Demand version of the LS engine is a direct descendant of the Cadillac V-8-6-4 debacle.  It was the right idea, but the technology available at the time didn't allow it to be successful.).  
  3. Third on that list is the amount of GM dealerships and therefore parts support that is available for their cars.  
  4. Finally, even though GM had fallen into making "purely pedestrian vehicles," designed to get people from point A to point B, without style, panache or enthusiasm - just the way the nanny state would want it.  If these vehicles were maintained at the minimum factory requirements, they would run damn near forever:  Witness my 1989 Buick Century sedan with GM Tech-4, 2.5 liter TBI engine and THM-125 transmission, that has about 290,000 miles on the original drivetrain with at least 150,000 miles of commuting into the major city of which I'm on the fringes, of 30 mile commutes each way, 5 days a week, every other week.  Simply changing the oil at the latest, every 7500 miles and transmission fluid once a year, not letting the engine over heat, not letting it spark knock and not over revving it and it's still got the same drivetrain with which it was built.  Yes, it's had the flex plate replaced, a job that cost more than the value of the car, the timing gear set replaced before my Father-in-Law gave the car to my wife, and the high gear clutch pack is and has been worn past the point of needing to be replaced since we got the car. But by not abusing it, and I told my 19 year old son who was driving the car, 'If you drive it like it's on its last legs, you'll be surprised just how much further it will go!' and driving it in a normal manner, compensating for things that are worn out - 'let the transmission complete the 2-3 shift, count 1, 2 and get back into the throttle.' - it will last a lot longer than you expect."  GM CARS CAN BE ANVIL RELIABLE IF MAINTAINED.

The one nice thing about being the "young people" when you move into a neighborhood (27 years ago, as of August 1996) of people who were my current age (55), is that when they die off, they leave their children well maintained old "luxury type" cars, that they don't want.  Take this example; a 1996 Oldsmobile 98 Regency Elite.  



It's as big as a Lincoln Town Car (Panther Body) or a Cadillac Sedan deVille, and powered by a 3800 Gen II V-6, with 4T60E transmission.  Optional luxuries are a Sunroof, Leather Interior, Cruise Control, Premium Sound with steering wheel controls, Power windows, seats (with 2 driver memory settings), Locks, Trunk Closure (motor) and Trunk Release, Fuel Door release, Automatic, Dual Climate Control (also with steering wheel controls), Factory 15x 6" Alloy Rims, Automatic Headlights "Tokyo by Night" (no slur Intended - that was a quote about 80s Chrysler Digital Dashes from an old Car & Driver) Digital Dash with Information Center and a Trunk that would hold more than a few bodies - or all of the luggage 6 people would need on a vacation and still have plenty of room for many cases of beer.  

Granted, most of that stuff comes standard on newer cars now, such as my wife's 2001 Buick Century "Estate Car - are you noticing a pattern here?" - has most of them, but lacks basic noise insulation and feels "cheap" because of it , but these were all optional luxury items 20 years ago.   

Formerly owned by Mrs. E. Blaney, whose husband worked for the Packard Wiring Division of Delphi/GM, it was special ordered as an Employee Car.  I have the special order sheet, window sticker and many other documents that tell of the car's life.  Well maintained by her mechanic son, who works at the local DOT maintenance shed, it has new struts - rear air leveling struts were replaced by conventional struts, decent tires - Discount Tire store brand P-205/70-R15s that were purchased in May of 2014 and had only 3000 miles on them, replaced intake gasket, due to the GM Dex-Cool intake gasket coolant leak, brakes and transmission fluid were changed 30K miles ago.  

The only down side to owning the car is that it has a "Salvage Title," due to an accident where a neighbor, from across the street backed into it.  While I can only find small damage on the leading edge of the driver's side of the hood, due to the cost of headlight lenses, the radiator, the air conditioning condenser, the grill and a paint job.  C'est la vie!

Normally, I'd never be drawn to a car like this, but it's in too good shape to abuse with a daily commute into a "top 20 city (population)" in America.  However the salvage title makes the car less attractive to a collector, so I'll be its curator and love it; at least for the time being.

And yes, that's a wing from an Olds Touring Sedan or Toronado Tréfo that she had installed on the trunk.  With 146,388 miles on the odometer, it was  bargain.  I paid $1500 for it.




Project "Geezer Rocket"=> GEZROKET: Naming the Project and the "Mission Statement"

OK, so many of you are probably wondering about the name "Geezer Rocket," for the 1996 Oldsmobile 98 Regency Elite Sedan that I picked up just over a month ago.  Those of you who know me well, understand my sick sense of humor.
  1. So to start, it's not nor will it ever be a Rocket  It's a big heavy sedan with a Fuel Injected Buick  derived 3800 Series II V-6 and a 4T-60E trans-axle, with overall gearing (2.84:1) that is so high as to get the best possible fuel economy in the Interstate, if it is driving over flat ground.  It cruises at 72 miles per hour, with the 3800 Series II V6 loafing along at 1900 rpms.  You couldn't make this car fast, if you stuffed an Displacement-on-Demand 5.3 L, LS V-8 transversely in the engine bay with the matching 4T-65E-HD transaxle and 3.29:1 gearing).  It would take nothing short of a Rocket, affixed to the car and fired upon acceleration, to get this car up to speed quickly
  2. Oldsmobile's symbol since just after the end of World War II has been Rocket, referencing their "Rocket V-8" engine.  Now the only V-8 that the Oldsmobile Division built in 1996 was the 4.0 Litre, DOHC Aurora V-8.  Built with the same architecture as the larger Cadillac Northstar V-8, it was a revver, not a torquer.  
  3. In fact, during these last confusing years, the 88 and 98 Models got the old Rocket Emblems, even though they did not get a V-8 or an engine that was made by their division.  The Intermediate sized Aurora was available with it's Namesake Pent-Roof, 4-Valve per cylinder V-8, the Alero, and other smaller cars with the DOHC Pent-Roof V-6 and even the Pent-Roof Quad-4 got the Aurora Emblem, with a stylized Rocket that leaps up like an "A" from the larger "O."
  4. Most people that would purchase a car such as this would be better off financially than those that didn't, but usually not well off enough to purchase a Cadillac.  Younger buyers would purchase either the Aurora, a Cadillac Seville, or maybe even one of the Blower Buicks (Park Avenue or Regal), or a Pontiac Bonneville or Gran Prix, depending on their financial status or need.  I picture the market for this car as being in the mid to late 50s family man, successful in business, with children that were teeagers or grown and aged parents (Surprise, that's me!  A Geezer.).  Unfortunately, Oldsmobile was really too far gone to save the division against internal foes such as Chevrolet, Pontiac, Buick, Saturn and Cadillac, let alone Chrysler (whose LH and LHS cars were on a hot streak), Ford (Crown Victoria, Mercury Marquis and Maurader and the Lincoln Town Car,) The Japanese Imports, European Imports, and the Korean Imports.
I name each of my Project Cars, however there is a parameter for the name:  I must (if I so choose) be able to put the name on a Vanity Plate.  In the state in which I live vanity plates can have up to 8 characters.  So the Geezer Rocket (or in 8 Characters for a vanity plate GEZROKET) is a joke that my wife can live with (she thought the SOGHETTO - "So Ghetto" - was a bit much).

Now for the Mission Statement

As I've alluded, this is a VERY NICE car.  It's almost too nice for a working class guy, like myself.  While it is nice enough for me to drive my family to church or any other social event (it would make a very decent wedding car), it's far too nice to drive to what amounts to a dirt road construction site, on a daily basis, which is where I'm currently working as a Fleet Maintenance Clerk.

In fact, strangely enough, it's a collector car of sorts.  Not one that I would have chosen, but one that I found, realized what its value is and want to preserve.

So the Mission Bullet Points are as follows:
  • I will be a Good Steward of this beautiful car, maintaining it for the years to come.
  • I will be a Curator of the car for its next owner that will love it as much in the future, as I do now.
  • I will make tasteful upgrades that are in keeping with the styling of the car (including both de-badging the Oldsmobile Troféo rear spoiler that Mrs. Blaney had installed on the car).
  • I will add things that increase the handling of the car without compromising its nice ride.
  • I will add things that increase the car's performance without hurting its drivability.

Getting the GT Feel for the Road: A Suspension Upgrade for the GEZROKET or How to Find and "Parts Bin Engineer," Your Car, When There Weren't Many or Any Aftermarket Parts Built for Your Car

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